Greetings Laff Lovers,

I have to hand it to my wife. She really puts up well with my eccentricities. Like the other morning for example; I had just gotten out of the shower when I discovered that once again one of my considerate daughters had used my towel and left it wet on the towel rack. Standing there naked, trying to dry myself with a wet towel, I saw my wife's hair dryer. A couple minutes later she walked into the bathroom to see me standing there naked, with one leg up on the toilet seat, blow-drying my pubes (I had just finished my armpits)."Just what in the hell do you think you are doing?" she asked. Since she asked me one of those questions with a completely obvious answer she practically forced me to be a smart-ass, so I said, "Heating up your breakfast."

In hindsight that might not have been the best answer.

Regretfully